Q. How shalt we act oh Lord, to garner your good graces?A. Stop talking like a fuckwit, for starters, asswipe.
It's a question I've been asked throughout the ages and one I've been unable to answer, until now, because I've lacked a medium through which to discuss it with you. The advent of "The Interweb" has solved this problem and I now find myself ready to dispense all I know about "Life" and "How To Live It (Life)".
This will be part 1 in a 45213 part series and is entitled, simply:
"Stop talking like a fuckwit, for starters, asswipe"
Ah, that's pretty much it, just don't talk like a fuckwit & you'll be well on your way to living the kind of life I intended for you.
Fo shizzle.
Love Always,
God.