GOD EXPLAINS: The Big Bang.

7.23.2005.
Check it. I'll try and put this in laymans terms for you.

I had been working on this little project I like to call "existence" for a while and had not been making much headway. Then one day out of nowhere (literally) my little project exploded and "The Universe And All Life As You Know It" was born. I was all like "What The Fuck!" for a little while, but then I was just like "OK then, let's ride."

I sat back and watched it unfold, tweaking here and there but mostly just letting "The Universe And All Life As You Know It" do it's own thing. I was pleasantly surprised with how it all turned out, especially as it had come on so quickly and a little unexpectedly.

I am sorry if this isn't as good an explanation as you had hoped for, but the themes and topics I am covering are, generally speaking, beyond your comprehension. I apologise.


Artist representation of The Big Bang.

Anyhoo, there's creation for you. That whole six days and rested on the seventh urban legend is actually not quite true. I was working on other projects at the time and feel it is unfair to claim I worked on "The Universe And All Life As You Know It" for those entire six days. I would hazard a guess at maybe four and a half days of actual hands-on time for this project. Also, on the seventh day I really didn't rest, I was just working on projects other than "The Universe And All Life As You Know It".

So, there you go.

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