REPENT YOUR SINS. REPENT I TELL YE.Heh. Just kidding. Sin away, ye.
Wassup! God here. Thought I'd just open the lines of communication a little, let you know what's going on, "what's the haps", what's going through the ol' noggin and try to straighten out a few misconceptions. What better place to do it than the...
B L O G O S P H E R E ! !
...haha you crazy kids with your crazy amalgamation of words. Metrosexual. Ginormous. Tomkat! Genius.
Usually I'm not at all one for micromanagement so don't be all up in my grill pestering me with requests for "wishes" and the like.
Nick was mostly spot on in his belief I'm not an interventionist. I'll answer a few questions, sure, but I won't be dabbling with the fragile balance of my universe just so you can be hooked up with a magical superpower that makes you sexually irresistible or be able to see through walls (which is a sweet deal by the way) or have a packet of
Tim Tams that never run out.
I'm just here to open a dialogue between creator : creations. Please feel free to leave a prayer (hosted by
HaloScan, lol!) or drop me a line at
godisontheinternet at gmail dot com. I want to keep this informal, try to keep the hysteria to a minimum if possible, as Lord knows (joke!) that my last few appearances have turned into shameful fawning exhibitions. I don't need that, I don't want that, I'm just a normal, everyday omnipresence like any other.
Just keep it real, k?
Love Always,
God.p.s. Jimi Hendrix says hi.